high people should be assigned attendants
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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