haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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