I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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