haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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