apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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