It's like God shit irony all over that family
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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