OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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