North Korea, Best Korea!
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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