North Korea, Best Korea!
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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