this must be what syphilis tastes like
Be still, my beating vagina.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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