seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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