You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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