IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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