bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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