i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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