So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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