"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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