we made out on top of his cat.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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