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  I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.

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• (718): View more from New York

  They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  bitch so ugly she owes me an erection

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.

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• (646): View more from New York

  You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.

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  I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.

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• (619): View more from California

  I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean

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