I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
handjob tips. give me some.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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