Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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