no. you can't hotbox the world.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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