? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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