my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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