Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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