hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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