I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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