Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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