Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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