So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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