i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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