Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
How external is "for external use only"?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You ate ashes out of my bong
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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