I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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