no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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