The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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