I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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