my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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