We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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