i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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