If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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