Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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