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  i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Shitshow foam night was such a success

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?

  (1-616): View more from Michigan

  I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.

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