I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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