U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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