Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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