Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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