Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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