You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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