your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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