There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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