Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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