It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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