My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
