why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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