# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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