sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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