I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
